So, Oh My God, It's been ages since I last blogged. It's been a busy couple of weeks. So, to make it up to what few readers I have, this evening I will see if I can think of enough things to write two posts, which I am sure won't be a problem, I mean look at me I can talk for England.
So I was at work today and guess who decided to make a guest appearance in the town centre. She waddled out dragging her amp behind her, freaky husband in tow and set up for her performance. Well obviously it was the tone-deaf singer, hence the post title.
I don't think I can stress how irritating this woman is. She is so bad she makes you want to stick pins in your ears. Well as I have mentioned before she was singing gibberish. Today it was to the theme tune from the Godfather. No idea what words she was using though.
I think the most irritating thing, the thing that made it all the more annoying was the fact the weather today was amazing, really warm and really sunny, and I was stuck inside with no air con while she was out there in the sun, killing everyone's sense of hearing.
Meh
Bye.
There is a person who, every Tuesday, feels the need to fill the town centre with her sounds of music. This would be OK with me if she could actually sing, which she can't. Every week it is the same the large lady and the tiny husband arrive, amp in tow, and she sings while he stands there watching. It's a bit weird if you ask me. He stands next to her for a while and the walks away and watches her from afar. He then walks back, tweaks a knob or two on the amp and continues listening.
Where she sets up is only a few meters away from the doors to the shop where I work. When I am working, and I am sure my co-workers would agree it is the most infuriating thing, the sound that she makes just goes straight through your head.
I was in town today and today being a Tuesday, she was there as usual. I noticed that she was bellowing out/ murdering, Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'. I could just make out the tune but I couldn't understand a word that she was singing, or should I say attempting to sing? Anyways, I sat there for a wile drinking my coffee and listened to her crooning for a while trying to work it out. Another song came o, I can't remember which one, but I worked out she wasn't just really bad at annunciating her words, she was singing in a different language. Who does that? Takes a 90's pop song and tries to make in operatic by singing in a different language? Well obviously she does.
Another thing, Who the hell goes out in public with and amp and microphone when they clearly can't sing? Plus I swear I saw her on like 'Britain's got Talent' or something and she was told she was crap on there. So why she thinks we want to hear her I don't know.
Meh
Bye.
So I was at work today and guess who decided to make a guest appearance in the town centre. She waddled out dragging her amp behind her, freaky husband in tow and set up for her performance. Well obviously it was the tone-deaf singer, hence the post title.